
Uncontested Divorce
Taste The
Freedom!
No hassle, no drama.
Handle it online, over the phone, or meet me somewhere: a bar, a resort pool, a yacht. Just tell me where. I do the paperwork, you do you.

Live from the Cabana
“I came for the divorce. I stayed for the tropical drinks.”
— Satisfied Escapee, Key West
★★★★★
The Gator Bait
$299
Uncontested, clean, and surprisingly cold. Just like the glades.
- ✓Standard petition filing
- ✓Asset checklist provided
- ✓I come to you
- ✓Done over drinks, not in a waiting room
- ✓No 'he said/she said' mediation
The Florida Man
$699
For when things get weird. I handle the paperwork, you handle the stories.
- ✓Complex asset division docs
- ✓Process server booking
- ✓1hr consultation included
- ✓Post-divorce cocktail map