Uncontested Divorce

Taste The
Freedom!

No hassle, no drama.
Handle it online, over the phone, or meet me somewhere: a bar, a resort pool, a yacht. Just tell me where. I do the paperwork, you do you.

A bright pink flamingo standing in blue water

“I came for the divorce. I stayed for the tropical drinks.”

— Satisfied Escapee, Key West

★★★★★

The Gator Bait

$299

Uncontested, clean, and surprisingly cold. Just like the glades.

  • Standard petition filing
  • Asset checklist provided
  • I come to you
  • Done over drinks, not in a waiting room
  • No 'he said/she said' mediation
FREE AT LAST

The Florida Man

$699

For when things get weird. I handle the paperwork, you handle the stories.

  • Complex asset division docs
  • Process server booking
  • 1hr consultation included
  • Post-divorce cocktail map
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