Serving all of Florida
Tie the Knot
or
Cut the Cord.
Whether you’re getting hitched, getting ditched, or looking for a loophole large enough to fit a jet ski through, I’ve got you covered.
- ✓Serving all of Florida, coast to coast
- ✓No Florida residency required
Live from the Cabana
“It's easier than finding a parking spot in South Beach.”
— Every Client Ever
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Tie the Knot
Elope under a pier, throw a swamp party, or say your vows dressed up as pirates. Two brides, two grooms, or one of each. Traditional, themed, or clothing optional weddings welcome. I don't judge.
- ✓Skip the courthouse visit and 3-day wait
- ✓Proposal to married in 2 (business) hours
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Snip Snip Single
Let's get rid of that dead weight. No hassle, no drama. We can do it online, over the phone, or meet up somewhere: a bar, a resort pool, a yacht. You tell me where.
Need both?
The Combo Deal
Out with the old, in with the new.
Let's start both simultaneously. Peak efficiency.