The Hitch & Ditch Combo
In and Out
&
In Again.
What we're famous for.
Clear the roster before the big game. Or, if the big game doesn't go your way? You already paid for the exit strategy, at a discount. It's a win either way.
Live from the Cabana
“I got married at 10am and filed for divorce by lunch. The combo deal saved me $300.”
— Efficient Floridian
★★★★★
The Combo Deal
$849
$1,198
- ✓1 Full Ceremony — Any location within 20 miles (extra fee beyond)
- ✓1 Full Divorce Filing — Good for 5 years. Use it right now, or save it for later. You never know...
- ✓The "Coping" Gift Basket — Tequila, sunscreen, and a commemorative flamingo.
The Pre-Game
Still technically married? That's fine. I'll handle the paperwork for your old situation before I officiate the new one. Same girl, different clipboard.
One of you needs a divorce first+$499
Both of you need a divorce first+$899
“Clear the roster before the big game.”
“I got married at 10 AM and filed for divorce by lunch. The Combo Deal saved me $300 and a lot of explaining.”
★★★★★
“The divorce credit? Good for 5 years. Use it right now, or save it for later. You never know...”