In and Out
&
In Again.
Every wedding is also a
small bet. Every divorce is also a small hope. The Combo Deal is how you cover both for a dollar.
Add it at checkout. You pay $1. You get a $100 credit toward the other side of the aisle, good whenever you need it.
Live from the Cabana
“I paid a dollar. Two years later I used it. Best dollar I’ve ever spent.”
— Combo Deal Client
★★★★★
How It Works
- 1
Add the Combo Deal at checkout.
$1. Takes one click.
- 2
You get a $100 credit
the moment your first service is complete. Code arrives by email.
- 3
Use the credit on the other side.
Wedding buyers get $100 off any future divorce service. Divorce buyers get $100 off any future wedding service.
- 4
Use it whenever.
No expiration as long as I'm still in business. If I close up shop before you redeem, the $1 gets refunded.
What You Get
If you came in for a wedding:
Your $100 credit works on strategy sessions, concierge services, or doc prep. Hopefully you never need it. Realistically, hope is not a strategy.
If you came in for a divorce:
Your $100 credit works on any wedding package or add-on. When you’re ready, you’re ready. I’ll be here.
The Math
A $1 entry on a $100 credit is a 10,000% return. Not financial advice. Just math.
For the buyer who actually uses it:
- ✓Wedding + Strategy Session later: Strategy session is $199. With the combo credit, $99.
- ✓Wedding + Concierge later: Concierge retainer is $625. With the combo credit, $525. Stacks with the existing additional-service discount if you're buying multiple divorce services.
- ✓Wedding + Doc Prep later: Uncontested doc prep runs $299–$399. With the combo credit, $199–$299.
- ✓Divorce + Wedding later: Wedding packages run $199–$599. With the combo credit, $99–$499.
The $1 pays for itself the moment you cash the credit. Everything after that is margin.
Why This Exists
Most officiants don’t also file divorces. Most divorce coordinators don’t also officiate weddings. I do both, which means you have one person who understands both sides of what you’re going through.
The Combo Deal is how that shows up in your receipt. You don’t have to believe anything bad about your marriage to buy it. You just have to believe that life keeps happening after the ceremony, and it’s nice to have someone in your corner for whatever shape it takes next.
Quick FAQ
Can the credit be used for more of what I just bought?
No. Wedding buyers’ credits work only on divorce services. Divorce buyers’ credits work only on wedding services. That’s the whole point, it keeps the combo a combo and not a loyalty discount.
Does the credit expire?
Not as long as I’m in business. If I ever close up shop before you redeem, I’ll refund the $1.
Can I opt in after the fact?
No. The Combo Deal is added at checkout, not retroactively. But any future service purchase with me is still eligible for the standard discounts on that product page.
Is the $1 refundable?
Not unless I go out of business. But it’s only a dollar, you’ll live.
Can I gift the credit?
The credit is non-transferable. It’s tied to the buyer’s account.
Ready to hedge?
Add the Combo Deal at any wedding or divorce checkout. $1. Peak efficiency.