Get Married
on
The Water.
Your boat, your sandbar,
your rules. I'll show up wherever you anchor, officiate wherever you float, and file the paperwork when we're back on dry land.
Life jackets optional.
Marriage license mandatory.
Live from the Boat
“She showed up on a boat in a bikini. Legend.”
— Actual Footage
★★★★★
My Jurisdiction
- ✓Gulf Coast — 9 nautical miles from the Florida Gulf shoreline
- ✓Atlantic Coast — 3 nautical miles from the Florida Atlantic shoreline
Beyond that, Florida has left the chat and my words carry no legal weight.
Where I'll Show Up
If it floats and we can stand, I'll officiate.
- ✓Your boat
- ✓A chartered yacht
- ✓A sandbar
- ✓A dock or marina
- ✓A jet ski (yes, really)
- ✓An anchored raft
- ✓A pontoon party
- ✓Somewhere I need a life jacket
vroom-vroom!
How It Works
Pick your spot
Boat, sandbar, dock, floating tiki bar, wherever.
Book The Full Send
Choose your date, tell me where to show up, and pay the fee. Book Now →
I show up
You bring me to your spot.
You're married
I sign the license, and you sail off into the sunset. Literally.
Some People Ask
Do you get seasick?
No. But I appreciate the concern.
What if the weather is bad?
We reschedule. I'm adventurous, not reckless.
Can you swim?
Yes. Can you? Because that matters more.