Your
Ceremony,
Off the
Record.
Public figure? Private person? Wedding nobody’s supposed to know about? I’ll sign an NDA and keep my mouth shut. Literally that’s it.
Live from the Cabana
“I needed an officiant who wouldn’t end up in a tabloid. Mission accomplished.”
— Hush Package Client
★★★★★
How It Works
- 1
Add the Hush Package to your booking.
Standard or Custom, your call.
- 2
I send you the NDA to sign.
Standard: mine. Custom: yours, reviewed and signed (or flagged if something’s outside the bounds of reason).
- 3
The NDA kicks in the moment I sign.
Perpetual duration. No expiration.
- 4
Your ceremony happens.
You get married. I remember nothing publicly, ever.
What the NDA Covers
- ✓Identities of the bride, groom, partners, and all attendees
- ✓The ceremony itself: venue, location, date, time, content, vows
- ✓Any photos, audio, or video I see
- ✓Conversations before, during, or after
- ✓Logistics, vendors, security, transportation
What It Doesn’t Cover
- ×Information that’s already public (or becomes public through no fault of mine)
- ×Disclosure required by subpoena, court order, or law enforcement (I’ll notify you first if I’m legally allowed to)
- ×Anything you disclose publicly or give me permission to share
Pick Your Tier
Both tiers are selectable as add-ons on the Marry Me booking page under Step 2.
Hush Package: Standard
$1,000
I sign my standard unilateral NDA. Covers everything before, during, and after the ceremony.
Hush Package: Custom
$2,000
You bring the NDA, I sign it. Assuming it's not wildly outside the bounds of reason.
Quick FAQ
Can I bind my guests, photographer, or vendors?
Not through me. The Hush Package binds me only. For full coverage, you’ll want your own attorney drafting NDAs for your guest list and vendor roster.
Will you testify if I sue someone for leaking?
If legally compelled by subpoena, yes (honestly). If asked as a favor, also yes. I’m on your side.
What if you won’t sign my custom NDA?
I review every custom NDA carefully. If your terms include something I can’t agree to (like waiving my right to testify under subpoena, or penalties I consider punitive), I’ll flag it before signing. We work it out or you get a full refund of the Custom tier fee.
What happens if you breach?
$10,000 per breach in liquidated damages, on top of any injunctive relief you seek in court. Which is a long way of saying: I have strong financial incentive to keep my mouth shut.